Archive lineage established 1878Public bulletin CGRSC-26-08
RESEARCH COUNCIL

Cock Goblin Research & Safety Council

Observation • Documentation • Public Preparedness

Regional threat statusLURKINGElevated nocturnal activity
FIELD NOTICE: DO NOT APPROACH UNATTENDED CULVERTS AFTER DUSK • REPORT REPEATED THREE-NOTE WHISTLING • DO NOT OFFER HAM • EASTERN PENNSYLVANIA OBSERVATION WINDOW REMAINS ACTIVE •     FIELD NOTICE: DO NOT APPROACH UNATTENDED CULVERTS AFTER DUSK • REPORT REPEATED THREE-NOTE WHISTLING • DO NOT OFFER HAM • EASTERN PENNSYLVANIA OBSERVATION WINDOW REMAINS ACTIVE •

Safety Protocol

CGRSC Field Circular 12-C
If activity is occurring now, prioritize distance, lighting, secure shelter, and an unobstructed exit route. Observation is secondary.

Do not close distance

Remain where you are or move gradually toward a secure, well-lit area. Do not pursue for a photograph, recording, or clearer identification.

Do not crouch

Multiple witnesses report increased approach behavior after kneeling or crouching. The mechanism is unknown and the association may be coincidental.

Secure pets and loose objects

Bring small animals indoors. Leave displaced or missing lawn objects undisturbed until daylight if retrieval would require entering cover.

Do not offer ham

No Council-approved protocol involves feeding. Processed pork appears in enough historical reports to warrant specific prohibition.

Never follow into a culvert

This prohibition is absolute. It also applies to storm drains, crawlspaces, abandoned foundations, pipes, utility tunnels, and openings you cannot comfortably stand inside.

Do not imitate vocalizations

Playback and imitation may alter subject behavior and compromise later observations. If a call is heard, record it without responding.

Do not block the apparent exit route

Maintain open space between the subject and the nearest cover. Cornering has produced the least predictable witness accounts in the archive.

Record only what you observed

Note time, direction, duration, weather, nearby animals, sounds, lighting, and object movement. Separate direct observation from interpretation.

Recommended

Maintain distance.
Use exterior lighting.
Keep doors closed.
Write notes immediately.
Preserve original media.
Photograph traces with scale.
Report repeat activity.

Prohibited

Pursuit.
Trapping.
Feeding.
Whistle imitation.
Culvert entry.
Unsupervised baiting.
Attempted physical contact.

After an Encounter

Do not return immediately to test the site. Preserve original photographs and recordings. If tracks or disturbed objects are present, document them from multiple angles before moving anything. Record witness statements separately before comparing recollections.

Repeat activity at the same address should be reported under the original case number whenever possible.

Field-language reference

Safety training uses several Council shorthand terms, including culvert temptation and ham contamination. Definitions are maintained in the Field Glossary.